Monday, February 20, 2012

Interlude #3

No explanation needed... given.

Interlude #2


Challenge 1 Update 2

Update From Matt:
The heavens are closing in on me. The FBI is at my doorstep. I'm lying on the floor yelling the name of all the saints of Lesser Antarctica. The jug of wine is taunting me. There is no hope for my future.

Update From Christy:

ANIMAL CRACKERS ARE DELICIOUS.

An Interlude


Challenge 1 Update 1

Update From Christy:


Matt says I can yell "CHUG". SO I DO.

We just chugged wine.

I chased it with an animal cracker.

My stomach hurts.

Only 1/10th of the jug gone.

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Update From Matt:
As the ghost of Carlo Rossi slid down my throat, I knew I'd made a huge mistake. There is a reason that more college students die from drinking wine than die from eating bad food or drinking too much vodka. This wine is Satan's idea of a good time. I sincerely regret challenging myself to this. I should have known I wouldn't back down.

On the other hand, FUCK YEAH WINE!!!!

Rhomboidally Reevidenced

CHALLENGE ONE.

One jug of Rhine Wine by Carlo Rossi.

Start Time: 2:50 PM.

(Projected) End Time: 3:30 PM.

Further updates to follow as situation warrants.

Go.

"We should call this... like... we like jugs."

Perfect.

haahahahaha.

Stop! You have to tell them about the challenges.
hahahahahah that's not what I said. mauughgghhhhhhh

EEEEERHRRRRRHHHHHHH

^ this is why I never have conversations with Christy.